Rhinoplasty For Coburn

As we all know for many years, the flyers have struggled in the face of, well the nose of Brayden Coburn. His inabilty to pivot, his inability to see anything but straight at where his head is turned. Well Flyers fans, it's not his fault. Some of us are victims of genetics. In some cases there are deformities, or unbalances to our facial and body features. Some of us have large extemities. Fortunately for me mine is below the waist. (My Feet You Sick Fuck). LOL. For Brayden Coburn its hit Schnoze. Brayden Cant see side to side with a complete head turn, It affect his center of gravity, and his balance. (Why else does he fall down 61 times a game. Unfortunately it not only affects his team, but fans alike. Not because of just poor play, but its an oxygen issue. Like Ryan Howard, Brayden affects the oxygen intake for not only his teammates on the bench, but fans in the first 3 rows, and children he visits for charity. All around him people struggle to breathe as that super sized vacuum consumes the oxygen meant for up to 118 people.( Thats a scientific fact by the way). Please pitch in and help the flyers get back to back to greatness. The flyers motto right now is "If you cant breath you cant win" Lets help the Flyers breathe. God Bless