Please help for the sake of puppies and children

PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN:

A small amount ($1.00) is suggested.

Hungry children beg for food while the wealthy buy more jewelry.
There are hurt dogs with broken legs, injuries too horrible to imagine. Sad dogs, with no love. Please give if you can to help. A small amount ($1.00) is suggested.

The dog was walking down the street and was knocked down, ignored by passers-by for hours. Actually what happened was that the dog was knocked over accidentally by a "quick brown fox jumping over the yellow lazy dog". That tends to happen a lot while keyboards are being tested.
To be perfectly honest, I am curious if anyone is actually reading this at all. There are no injured dogs. No hungry children. No hurt cats. This technically is just an experiment to see if anyone will actually look at anything other than the pictures and read the text.
Do not give any money. It is not necessary. You will not be saving any animals. Not a single penny of what you donate will go to any good cause. No children will be fed. Dogs will not be given homes, cats will not be brushed.
Absolutely NO GOOD would come of you giving any money at all.

If money is given, I might spend it on useless trinkets. Or more realistically pay some bills and maybe buy a scooter (Suzuki Burgman 400).

You will not be saving bodies or souls. You will not bring religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies or anything else.
please do not give.