So troops, after a life time of hard graft (well 13 years or so), I've pretty much decided fuck it, I canny be arsed working any more. So I'm putting this page together, in the hope that you, the kind generous donatee, will see the benefits in setting me up to do this.
I reckon a modest million or so should do, so if you can see yer way to sticking a couple of quid, I'll be forever greatful. And I'll toast ye next time I buy a pint from this fund.
I think that this will be of great benefit to society as essentially I'm a useless fucker and you'll be doing good in the form of opening up my job to some other poor sap.