My sisters vacation

Hello! My name is Ivan and I'm trying to do a good deed for a sleazy person! And with help we can make it happen! With your generous donation we can send this horrible waste of a human being on a vacation she desperately needs! That trip being the Cullman County Jail!

Why you ask?! For being a home wrecker, a horrible excuse of a daughter, a lousy sister, a good for nothing mother of 2 kids she doesn't pay child support for, and much much more! With your donation we can give her the same exact love, trust, and support that she has given so many of us!

Now you might be asking yourself what do I get out of it?! I will try to my hardest to give you a 5x8 portrait of her mug shot framed, she will get 3 gourmet entrees a day from Cullman's finest chefs, a Martha Stewart designed cell complete with crayons and coloring books and the finest Dr. Seuss literature to read that being if the words aren't too big for her! And maybe just maybe help her find her real true love, and one that can't knock her up anymore! Considering she's pregnant at this current time!

With your help and generosity I know we can make a difference!