Hot Toys: SDCC 2016 has Financially Ruined Me Till The Next SDCC in 2017

As alot of you in the 1/6 Scale Community know, on Wednesday, July 20th, 2016, Hot Toys unveiled its most vicious unprovoked preemptive strike preview campaign EVER in an attempt to launch a Pokemon Go! "Find this Mew, Mewtwo, Charizard, and Moltres here on Crime Alley across from Murder Death Stab Stab Rob and Knife You Again Street" attack on our wallets, at SDCC 2016. The ATTACK was so vicious and thunderously violent that I almost had a mild to moderate internal brain stroke which, thankful, never materialized (I drank a glass of water before logging onto my Facebook Account. Good call in my opinion). My legs wobbled in terror and my wallet lost around 10 grams in weight. It....was....a scary moment. One of the scariest moments in my life. I pondered the unponderable. "Where am I going to sleep this winter?" A very valid question due to the fact that I realized I would almost definitely be homeless and doing unfathomable things in order to survive. The future was bleak. I had to find a solution. Then a light from above engulfed my brain and told me "THIS IS YOUR MIND TALKING TO YOUR BRAIN, LAURENCE!" I was SHOCKED AND SHOOK TO MY FEET". The voice continued to say "YOU ARE GOING TO CREATE A GOFUNDME CAMPAIGN TO SAVE YOU FROM SLEEPING NEXT TO A TRAIN STATION URINAL THIS CHRISTMAS AND ENJOY THE EXCELLENT CRAFTSMANSHIP AND LIFE-LIKE HEAD-SCULPT PORTRAITS THAT HOT TOYS' HAS SO GRACIOUSLY PROVIDED FOR US TO PURCHASE AND DROOL FOR IN THEIR YEARLY SDCC PREVIEW LOCATED WITHIN THE CONFINES OF ITS DESIGNATED SIDESHOW EXHIBITION BOOTH!" WOW, it finally made sense for the first time in my life. I needed to call upon my 1/6 Scale community brothers to help me achieve this seemingly insurmountable goal that lay before me. I never went to the GOFUNDME site because I heard you had to have an American bank account and I had no time to get or find one. The stakes were too high, so I found this site through a thorough and "1st other alternative that comes up on Google" click search and humbly filled out my information. If you find it in your heart to help me fight the evil half-demon usurper of the blood and fire throne, BROKEZISOR and his soulless "BROKENESS" magical spells, please contribute to my humbly thankful and appreciative campaign. I've also included some pretty COOOOOOOL, DOPE, AND RADICAL Rewards I know all of you (who contribute) will love and cherish for the rest of your lives! Remember, every Dollar you send my way will count. No child will be left behind in this movement, and by child I mean "Me" and by left behind I mean "I won't have to fill for Chapter 7 Bankruptcy Protection in the near future". Thanks for your support. Words can't convey how much I appreciate it. God Bless.