Help Me and You’ll Help Save the Planet

For the sake of the environment and my daughter's dignity please help me get a new vehicle. I drive a 1985 Dodge van which has been labeled an eyesore and dubbed "the creepy house-van" by people at Goodwill, of all places. My daughter is embarrased of it. When I take her to school she makes me drop her off where no one will see it. It gets a miserable 8 miles per gallon and the exhaust stinks up the whole block. Don't get me wrong, I would buy a better vehicle but I barely make enough money to survive. Please help me get this van off the road.