Help Bilquis Get Her IPhone 7

Hi guys,

A few months ago I was betrayed by my current phone when it's microphone and speaker unexpectedly stopped working. The months following have been a test of mine and everyone else's patience with my losing my head phones on the regular, and having to cancel calls leaving the caller to assume I don't want to talk to them! This horrible phone of mine has almost caused many friendships to end, and made me miss important fate deciding phone calls! Unfortunately I love iPhones too much to buy another phone, and I couldn't see the sanity in splurging on a new iPhone when I just bought my current one last year. For the longest time I had accepted my fate.

Recently, I finally saw a glimmer of hope in my bleak life with the release of the new iPhone 7. It's matte black exterior spoke to me on a level no other phone ever has. But I'm still broke.

Please help a fellow human out.