I have a mansion, forget the price
Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all.
Unfortunately, we aren't there yet and we need a little help from our brothers. Thanks to a wonderful suggestion from Brother Swallow ('11), we're launching a fundraising platform and competition (a.k.a. Virtual Hebe). The goal is to make it easier, and funner, for you to donate, while helping to minimize the financial burden on the current class (all of whom are hopelessly broke). Maybe we can even create a bit of a surplus!
So here are the rules...Make a donation through this platform (all of which, minus a small processing fee, will be transferred to a club PayPal account). Be sure to donate your class year, as we will be raffling a rare bottle of booze to each of (1) the class that donates the most and (2) the class that has the highest particpation. In the case that more than one class has 100% particiaption, the class that gets their first will win. In addition to drinking liking a boss, you will join the illustrious Gun Club Hall of Fame.
Since some of you are stingier than others, we recommended recent alumni (1-2 years) donate a minimum of $50 and more elderly alumni donate a minimum of $75.