In AD 420, the Kekistani people were heavily persecuted by Shapur I of the Sassanid Empire, who crushed a Kekistani liberation movement, exterminating 7/11ths of the population in what is known to historians as the Kekistani Genocide. The Kekistani fled to Kekstantinople, where Justinian I gave them sanctuary and allowed them to practice their religion of peace. The Kekistanis became humble, yet prosperous, farmers, often producing a bountiful yield of memes out of barren soil. Other Kekistani people fled to Israel where they stayed for years till the Romans exiled the Kekistani people from Israel, these Kekistani people fled across Africa and the Middle East.
In The Late 1980s After The Great kek fraud The USSR Invaded the great Land Of Kekistan.They Seized our Memes and Introduced The Soviet Kekistani.This only lasted until the fantastic autistic Screeching of 1993.
In 2016, the prophet Alex Jones uncovered the plot to further oppress the Kekistani people by the global elites. He dubbed it the "Gay Bomb", tasked with turning the Kekistani citizens homosexual; as such, if the Kekistani are all homosexuals they can no longer reproduce, thus, ensuring the termination of the Kekistani people. Fortunately, Alex Jones has broken the conditioning and the Kekistani people were able to escape such ill-willed fate.Where all Kekistanis belong
What really happened is that shortly after Trump cheated his way to
the throne, 4chan rejects and reddit leftovers, started to put on their
big boy pants and going into the big world to spread outdated memes, so
they could pull a fast one on the normies, their mortal enemies. Imagine
not caring about a green frog. What fags, amirite? Bet they even get
laid and have a girlfriend.
In January of Current Year+ 2 these obese shitposters went on to spread memes on Shia Labeouf's
He Will Not Divide Us
ridiculous art-project, and making a mockery out of methed-out
washed-up actor was somehow a big enough accomplishment for them to
start their own country. They have spent so much time inside that they
conjured up insane coincidences that are more than likely to happen.
They think it is a sign of so-called meme magick that Alex Jones has been outraged about drugs turning frogs gay. It has nothing to do with Alex Jones being a complete crackpot. And the drug having an effect on a lot of species:
We found little evidence that atrazine consistently caused direct mortality of fish or amphibians, but we found evidence that it can have indirect and sublethal effects. The relationship between atrazine concentration and timing of amphibian metamorphosis was regularly nonmonotonic, indicating that atrazine can both accelerate and delay metamorphosis. Atrazine reduced size at or near metamorphosis in 15 of 17 studies and 14 of 14 species. Atrazine elevated amphibian and fish activity in 12 of 13 studies, reduced antipredator behaviors in 6 of 7 studies, and reduced olfactory abilities for fish but not for amphibians. Atrazine was associated with a reduction in 33 of 43 immune function end points and with an increase in 13 of 16 infection end points. Atrazine altered at least one aspect of gonadal morphology in 7 of 10 studies and consistently affected gonadal function, altering spermatogenesis in 2 of 2 studies and sex hormone concentrations in 6 of 7 studies. Atrazine did not affect vitellogenin in 5 studies and increased aromatase in only 1 of 6 studies. Effects of atrazine on fish and amphibian reproductive success, sex ratios, gene frequencies, populations, and communities remain uncertain.
While morphologic changes found in studies of atrazine-exposed vertebrates are of concern, functional impairments are likely of greatest importance. In fact, male salmon (Salmo salar) exposed to atrazine showed decreased androgen levels, decreased mating behavior, and decreased milt production. Nearly identical reproductive impairments were observed in amphibians (decreased androgens, decreased mating behavior and decreased fertility). Similarly, atrazine induced poor reproductive performance in rodents and resulted in as much as a 50% decrease in epididymal sperm number and decreased sperm motility. Low fertility, low sperm count, and poor semen quality were also associated with atrazine exposure (as measured by atrazine metabolites in the urine) in humans living in agricultural areas where atrazine was widely used. Furthermore, atrazine is also associated with follicular atresia in females of two species of fish, limiting the reproductive potential of females as well.
So it is not just frogs,
With all this evidence of PEPE the frog being a god-send, the Kekistan
retards decided to make the Italian song their national theme, because
they can't write a song on their own, as that would require talent.
Kekistan has a long history dating back to the founding of civilization
in the Middle East as the first person to make an ironic joke in an
ancient Mesopotamian city was the first of the Kekistani, he left with
his frogs to found the great nation of Kekistan. Kekistanis have long
revered the frog as they believe Pepe the frog is a prophet of their
deity Kek. Kek is the deification of the concept of primordial darkness
in the Ancient
Egyptian Ogdoad cosmogony.
The Free Kekistan movement is an international effort by the scattered
Kekistani people to have their historic and contemporary struggles
recognized by the world at large, especially by the UN and by the
Kekistani Genocide denying
Kekistan, The People's Republic of Kekistan, or USIkeki-keki-keki-keki-stan-stan is a fictitious country that social outcasts decided to form while they were spending their lunch periods
stuffed inside of their own lockers. When they finally got out of their
lockers and back into the safe embrace of their parents basement they
went to their favorite
image board, to ARP (like larping but without being outside) themselves into this magical place, free from mean bullies and facts.
So now useless shitposters have a place to dream about, where they
(like now) are free to sit in their underpants all day, doing nothing
but shitting out unfunny
memes. The people behind this make-believe country are so delusional they think they defeated Jeb Bush and helped take down Hillary Clinton by supporting the fascist Donald Trump. They even named it The Great Meme War of 2016. They literally think their inane postings of Pepe influenced the election of the most powerful position in the world.
Kekistan is a fictional country invented by users on 4chan’s /pol/ board as the tongue-in-cheek ethnic origin of “shitposters” known as “Kekistanis” who worship the ancient Egyptian diety Kek. In late January 2017, Kekistan began widely circulating on Twitter following its promotion by YouTuber Sargon of Akkad.
On 4chan, the name “Kekistan” has been suggested for various imaginary
geographic locations many times since as early as December 2015, when a
flag with the filename “kekistan.jpg” was submitted to the /int/
On December 14th, 2016, a thread regarding buying an island in the
Caribbean was submitted to /pol/, to which several users suggested the
land be named “Kekistan”
On January 30th, 2017, YouTuber Sargon_of_Akkad tweeted that “shitposters meet the British govs criteria of an ethnicity,” claiming he would register the group on the British census (shown below, left). After asking followers what the ethnicity should be named, he settled on “Kekistani,” describing the fictional group as a “disparate and dispossessed people”
That day, the Republic of Kekistan Twitter feed was launched, declaring itself “the official Twitter account of
the Kekistani Republic.” Within 48 hours, the feed gained over 5,000
followers. Meanwhile, the site Kekistan.com was launched, including a “Kek manifesto”
Meanwhile, other Twitter users began tweeting the hashtag #FreeKekistan along with jokes denouncing normies and professing their pride in shitposting