Help rising comedy religion NeoComedism!

ur new religion is here to bring as much laughter as possible into the world and join all the people who like to laugh. It is especially actual during these grumpy pandemic times - we bring the light of laughter, keeping up the right spirit in humanity! Make Jokes, Not War!

We believe the holy laughter is the beginning of the whole universe.
The allfather of laughter allways loved people so much that he appeared among them even if they praised different religions. For example he was known as Gelos among Greeks and as Loki in Norse mythology.

Remember the time when you thought out something funny and nobody laughed? You were not alone and the allfather of Laughter laughed with you through your heart! You are never alone in laughing, remember that! Laughter will always help you through any gray shades of your life! The more shit fell on you during rainy day - the more laughter you should make of it! At the end of the day our Life is Laugh!

"One minor peculiarity of comedism... is that the sacramental wine usually shoots out your nose."

"We believe in spreading joy. We believe in overcoming pride through self-deprecation. We believe through the symbol of the banana peal that nature provides and must be protected. We believe that April 1st is the holiest day of the year. And we believe that Cosmic Comedist has revealed the universal joke in our Holy Skripture, the Comedist Manifesto (well, at least that he will since I haven't gotten around to writing most of it anyway)." by SteveG

If you get into heaven - every joke of yours will be hilarious and make everyone laughing.

People who made big accomplishments using their sense of humor are SAINT to us.
PEWDIEPIE, GEORGE CARLIN, CHARLIE CHAPLIN and many many others are amog our saints.

To become NeoComedist you just need to make a joke of your own.

The whole concept is to be written and discovered. (the first goal of funding)
The closest relative religion to neoComedism is Comedism by SteveG, cited below.

Future plans:

1 Research through religions and philosophies to formulate the whole concept of NeoComedism religion; The text will apear as small e-book, document or series of lonread posts on Fb. This is the first step and I need money to make all research works by myself. It could take 2-3 months. I have a background in creative copywriting, also I'm a beginning screenplay writer and comedian. The goal of this campaign is to raise money for this first step.

2 Develop social media accounts on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, providing regular content: memes, diary of the religion creator - step by step process of religion raising from inside, stories and jokes about NeoComedism.

After getting funding and writing the main concepts next steps will be available:

3 Approve our name together with all the followers: There are different names out there that were abandoned, so we can go back to Comedism, HaHaism, create any other or stay with NeoComedism.

4 Find or create our holy symbols together with followers and artists/designers.

5 MAKE NEOCOMEDISM AN OFFICIAL RELIGION IN THE USA, EUROPE AND ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD;

6 Cooperate with all the people who work in the humor sphere: to make movies, music, stand-up specials and much more stuff.

If you have any ideas on how to make NeoComedism better or how to make it more popular, or how and where to get more support - please share with us!

WE ACCEPT ALL ADVICES OR RESOURCES YOU COULD SHARE

Join our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/groups/1712483055584404/
or write us an email - [email protected]

If you would like to accept our religion - please do it and write us about it!

Why not Dudeism or Pastafari or something else?

NeoComedism is friendly towards all the religions in the world and it's much broader than religions based on movies or any simple occasions. We unite everything that helps laughter to thrive.

Comedism by SteveG
(closest mindset and beliefs for our religion - planned to be totally reworked)

His work was written long ago, and we will try to contact him for future cooperation
(if possible)

Metaphysical Beliefs

The basic beliefs of Comedism are not that different from other religions. Life is fleeting and a test for the hereafter. Like the Buddhists, we believe that on Earth you strive for a state of bodilessness. You can foresee this nirvana in the sort of full out belly laugh that you get from a really good joke. When you laugh so hard that your spirit is ultimately joyful, but your sides ache, you can't breathe, you roll around on the floor unable to stand, you realize that it is the humorous soul and not the things of the body that are important.

When you die, like Christians, we believe your soul goes up and there before the pearly gates stands Saint Shecky with his big book. Each of us is given a number of set ups during our life times and for all those, like "that's a more," that you convert into jokes, you get one mark in the good column. But then there are those you miss. Years ago, I was walking and a couple looked at me strangely. Before they passed the man said to me, "Didn't we just see you with a dog?" I simply reply, "I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone else." But as they were walking away, I realized the correct response was to retort indignantly, "Excuse me, that was my wife." I had blown a set up. It was one in the bad column. When you are judged, if there are more in the good column than in the bad column, you go to Comedy heaven and sit at Groucho's right hand. If there are more in the missed than made column, you go to comedy hell where it is always hot, water is only in dribble glasses, all the chairs have whoopee cushions, and you have to watch reruns of Three's Company over and over again for all of eternity.

Ethics

We believe that the key to acting well is understanding the nature of the joke. Jokes have two parts, a set up in which a normal situation you think you understand is sketched (a chicken crosses a street or the pope, a rabbi, and a Viagra salesman walk into a bar) and then the punchline that forces you radically rethink how you understood the world of the set up (to get to the other side or at least the beer isn't flat anymore). The humor exists in that moment when your brain is split, trying unsuccessfully to resolve the tension between the two incompatible interpretations. The very possibility of a joke presupposes that reality may always be looked at in more than one way. We must see life as a great joke -- there are always perspectives other than our own and we must strive to get the joke by adopting other people's perspectives. As such, it is impossible for there to be Comedist fundamentalists -- a fundamentalist is someone who takes a literal interpretation of scripture, someone who denies that there can be multiple legitimate interpretations, but this is impossible for a Comedist who believes from the start that there are ALWAYS multiple interpretations of everything or else it wouldn't be funny. We believe in spreading joy. We believe in overcoming pride through self-deprecation. We believe through the symbol of the banana peal that nature provides and must be protected. We believe in gay marriage because "take my civilly united domestic partner" really screws up the timing. We believe that April 1st is the holiest day of the year. And we believe that Cosmic Comedist has revealed the universal joke in our Holy Skripture, the Comedist Manifesto

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