Since forever people have been confusing me with a girl because I'm hairless, I can't grow a beard, for that reason I've decided to start this campaign to be able to afford a fake beard and be respected by everyone :D
I can't afford it myself because it's too expensive and I have no job, lol
I want to go to a bar and have the girls say "oh, look at that man" rather than "Ew, where are the parents of that kid?"
