Funeral arrangements, lawyers, and crap

Honestly, guys, I hate doing this, but I've already exhausted any and all IRL possibility I had, and I don't know what TF to do. Starting with the burial expenses, followed by lawyers for a non-existent inheritance, bureaucracy taxing every step of the process, we are already out of almost USD 1000, and in need of over 500 more (and most of you know of my shenanigans to make money count as twice as much, that's the math I did to present these numbers).

As you know, my mother died on the 7th, and I dying is one of the most expensive things you can do, apparently. I've been toying with the idea of doing this, in the back of my head, and refusing to, but yesterday after another meeting with a lawyer, I just don't know what to do anymore.

So please, if you can, ONLY IF YOU CAN, lend me a hand