So it’s Pirate Weekend in Plymouth. Peg Leg Pawley turned up and many a curious land lover asked me... “Where’s your parrot?” To which I answered, “This pirate is poor and a pirate has to eat”. Land lovers also ask “What happened to your leg?” To which I would reply “This pirate is poor and a pirate has to eat”

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