Unfortunate events lead us to an awfull situation.

Hi,   I am a young man in Ukraine living with my pet rottweiller. Me and my dog both have a serious drug problem but that's not the issue at hand. We are foundraising for a cocaine farm in south america so we can fuel our addiction - when i do not get enough drugs i rage and beat the poor dog and when the dog doesn't get enough drugs he bites me. Please help us. Every penny you send will mean one less bite mark and one less bruise on both of us. And maybe if we can get the cocaine farm up and running we can actually make a profit and then maybe we can focus our attention to our alcohol problems and sex addiction. I am sorry we cannot upload recent pictures of us since we sold the camera to purchase said drugs. Also the computer will be sold upon completion of this form for the same purpose. And mostly all my stuff i guess.   Thank you in advance and have a happy new year ! All the characters in this fundraiser are fictional and no dogs were beaten of made to consume drugs during production. Yes some human lives were lost in unfortunate events but they will be buried with a picture of their favourite hooker and a sample of their favourite blend of drugs just like they would have liked it.