Underground Badger Syndicate needs your help.
Last year, UBS brought you the angriest, punkiest and most irreverent news during the badger cull. Mostly out of made-up stories that would never happen, UBS keeps farmers a tad upset and a tad scared wherever they go.
Check the video UBS made after the cull to know what we are on about:
WATCH THIS COOL VIDEO UBS MADE ABOUT THE CULL.
This year, after fucking about with hunters all across Europe, we need a bit of help to get to the badger cull.
Folks we've met in our travels are coming over from everywhere you can imagine to make sure badgers can safely give the finger to dairy farmers, and for that, we need a fleet of military jets to fly them around (or, you know, a couple of shitty cars).
So basically, send us a bit of cash so we can buy cars, pay for incredibly extortionate insurance and keep at it bringing you your daily breakfast fun news.
This applies especially to farmers: if you send us 100 quid or more and give us your address, UBS will maybe probably avoid your land during the cull. (this is factually untrue but give it a try yeah?)
Please just help and we will buy bazookas, thanks. If you can't send money because you're as broke as we are fucking share this link and that, that would be banging.