Tuition for Pleasure
For paying my last semester through university, because I am so fucking privileged that I have chosen to develop my life as a thinker. I am one semester from graduating from an MA in Performance Studies at Tisch NYU. If I don't, I will have to stop my studies and pay back a loan right away to the Danish government -an amount of 16.000 U.S. dollars. Money I do not have.
Please help me become a fully pledged certificate thinker instead of another person in deep student depts.
This is for my last semester, which is due for payment February 2017.
Please purchase me for your enjoyment. Please. There are great rewards to come your way:
15 dollars -will give you my endless gratification and symbolic piece of my heart.
20 dollars -your name will be mentioned in a performance at Copenhagen City Hall, Rådhuspladsen, Denmark summer 2017 and emailed the mention of your name; a recorded gratification for you to replay over and over.
30 dollars -you receive a personal recorded voicemail left on your phone or sent via other digital media.
40 dollars -you receive a digital piece of intimacy sent via email.
42 dollars -you recieve a personal Polaroid image
48 dollars -your name will be mentioned in a performance at Copenhagen City Hall, Rådhuspladsen, Denmark summer 2017 and emailed the mention of your name; a recorded gratification for you to replay over and over. PLUS you will receive a literal piece of me for your safe keepings.
22 dollars pr minute with a minimum of 7 minutes. The performance will be written specifically for each event.
An ad on for a show of skin by performer Avon Bashida during the performance can be purchased for an additional 15 dollars pr minute of the performance. I will not disappoint, and it will be my pleasure.
The performances will be held at a private indoor location agreed by performer and purchaser. It is possible to share the performer between several people.
It is possible to make requests to the performer, but up to the performer to accept or deny the request. One can always ask a pretty lady. 1 in 20 times she will probably say yes.
Performances purchased for Copenhagen will be performed counting January 10th to January 15th 2017.
Performances purchased for New York, will be performed counting February 15th to March 1st.
A request for additional times can be made.
It is not allowed to record, photograph or in any way document explicit events during the performance.
Clause for all rewards:
Please be aware that Polaroids and personal pieces of the artist, can only be purchased in Denmark and the U.S., if bought by mistake the artist is inclined to send a replacement via digital form (images will only be sent online in 72dpi).
PERFORMANCES in person, can only be purchased for Copenhagen, Denmark or New York City. Otherwise travel costs will be added to the price.
Digital intimacy a symbolic piece of my heart and a mention of name in performance at Rådhuspladsen, and voicemail can be purchased from anywhere.
The artist owns the rights to all original files and copies.
Please let me reward you for our mutual pleasure