When the North Pole melts, Santa Claus sells out to a greedy Internet conglomerate, Toyz On Demand! But some unfortunate news goes viral, Toyz On Demand!’s plan for global domination goes south along with all holiday spending, taking our entire economy with it. Rebellious elves, an extremely pissed-off Mrs. Claus, and a rap music mogul named Mad Ass Evah, all play a part in making the world’s most generous man learn the hard way—be careful what you wish for!
This is no children’s book. It’s a darkly comedic tale ripe for our time. I’m asking for your help to raise money to promote it over the holiday season and put it in the hands of those most in need of a laugh. If that includes you or someone you love, you can pre-order the book with your donation.
Plus you can get the jump on seasonal gifting with some Toyz On Demand! merch. (Shipping is included in your donation.)
For men and women in a variety of sizes. (Make sure to tell us M or F, color and your size, S,M, L, XL,1X, 2X.)
Stickers and mugs, too.
And the piece de resistance...
Enchanting limited-edition handmade snow globes.
Toyz On Demand! has been in the works for a very long time. During that period, self-publishing has truly come of age, putting tremendous power into the hands of writers. But books don’t sell themselves. With your assistance and some carefully targeted digital marketing, this story will find the audience who really need it most.