First of all - if you don't have spare money - don't bother reading this. There are people, who need your funding more than I do. This isn't a serious campaign at all.
I'm a young gentleman who will be finishing his military course in July, 1st. And it would be so much fun to drive away to my new life in a BMW 328 rather than my current VW Polo. Unfortunately, I don't have enough money to buy myself one. I feel like I've contributed to the world enough to deserve a BMW 328 already. I've posted memes and art to the internet, I've used to give my seats to the elderly in buses ocassionally, I even help my mom do the laundry when I visit my parents. If I won't buy that majestic BMW 328 - some bad person can get it instead. The car costs 9 490 € and I'm ready to cover 490 € residue.
As a reward and thanks to you I undertake the responsibility to drive some autostopping elderly people at my city to their destinations in this glorious car playing the music they like in the background.
In case I won't reach the campaign goal of 9 000 € - I will buy some cheaper BMW model to protect it from being bought by some hooligan.
Don't do it for me. Do it for the meme. So that's basically it. :) Cya!