Ever wanted to wear a monocle on a sunny day? The Sun-Monocle (Sunocle?) gives you the timeless, stylish, cool look of wearing a monocle AND the eye protection sunglasses provide. To be honest, this idea just popped into my head and I haven't given it much thought, but if you give me enough money, I'll definitely start considering how to make this happen. So if you want to look awesome while protecting (one of) your eyes, just give me money and together we can MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
P.S. If you're not crazy about this idea, I'm also working on a portable fax machine. I think it's going to be another winner. And so can you!