The £1 Challenge

So I went to the fridge in the morning to find out my wife hasn't made me any lunch (AGAIN!) and to be fair the last time I can remember her make me a sandwich i was so surprised I didn't actually eat it incase she poisoned it. On my break I went to Tesco to get a £3 meal deal to find out I only had £2.99 in the bank as the boss thinks 7pm is an acceptable time to pay someone. I am a carpenter and all I do day in day out is making other people's houses nice, so I've decided maybe they want to repay the favour and make my life easier.

So my solution is to raise one million pounds with the help of one million awesome people, I'm only asking for £1 not 20 quid or £5 literally just £1 - most of you waste that on the fruity on the Friday night so instead give it to a good cause. I've got my wife on my case on daily basis " I need some new straighters and some new foundation OR A HORSE (yes really). My life consists of never ending saving pots scattered around the house with my missus following me around listen to my pockets jingle wondering whether she should put it in the 2022 Christmas pot or the pot for my cousins nephews bar mitzvah ( just incase he decides to become Jewish) All this while my battered Ford Fiesta leaks oil alover the drive. Every house wastes £75 per year for a tv license just so no adverts interrupt who slapped who on EastEnders while all I'm asking for is a one off payment, no hidden charges or small print literally just £1. When we reach the target I will give half of the money to the charity BECAUSE I'M NOT GREEDY. I've even chucked in the first pound myself to get the ball rolling.

At the end of the day it's not about having all that money, I just want to be able to go to Tesco on my lunch break and get a meal deal without having to check the bank first.