***DISCLAIMER: This aint no pity party or popularity poll... my absolute intention here is to EARN a ticket to Wisconsin for the Tundra Bowl, either this year or any year, by creating Tecmo content that maybe, just maybe you---haha yes, YOU!---find entertaining... if not, don't donate, man... I mean, yes, the truth is I can't afford to pay my way to Green Bay or anywhere else to play Tecmo anytime soon, so I'm gonna take this shot, right here, and we'll all just have to see what that looks like, in time------that's all, thanks for listening, and glrw!~~~***
MISSION: become the world’s GREATEST Tecmo Super Bowl player [ahem] of ALL TIME….... WARNING!!! THE ROAD---may be rocky, and long... and THE MEANS---appear ruthless, perhaps even barbaric, at times... but the narrative, ahhhhhhh DAT STORY---look tho ye may, ye will not find such Ahab-like yearnings and Daedalus-like aspirations commingling in the character of any other story to be found on screen or in print… save THIS---OUR UNFAILINGLY quixotic hero, THE ONE THE ONLY: shamanYo1080…… amigos, THIS---is the myth of Sisyphus retold… except THIS TIME?---haha, we runnin’ dat rock over DA HUMP, homeboyz! woooooooooooooot!!! snatchezzz#
shit bro, call me manYo… and THIS---IS MY OATH: I shall never flag or cease battlin’ on the Tecmo gridiron until the mission is COMPLETE: GOAT Tecmo Player………. ALL GLORY TO THE TECMO GODS!
AND THIS---I shall never compromise or cease in relentless pursuit and realization of deepest/truest Tecmo Philosophy; the actualization of which will result, COULD ONLY RESULT, in complete and utter annihilation of all these GDAMN TECMO ROBOTZ# I see running amok across the Landscape right now; and also, to bring the National Championship of Tecmo to Da Great Northwest! viva CFT! viva PNW Tecmo!……… ALL GLORY TO THE TECMO GODS!!!
so pull up a seat, broheim---and buckle up, cuz guess what: THIS REVOLUTION?---IS gonna be televised… and tweeted… and streamed… and posted… and hyped and hyped and hyped and hyped--------------------------------------yo! STAY ~TUNED~---FOR MOAR!!!!!!
***PS---ALL donations will go toward flight/accomodations/food directly relating to manYo’s attendance at LIVE Tecmo Super Bowl tournaments around the country, but first and foremost the Tundra Bowl Tecmo National Championship tournament in Green Bay this January... also including full transparency of all funds utilized in this way... and finally, all of which, as much as humanly possible, to be FULLY DOCUMENTED/REPORTED in the utmost of GONZO fashions---via twitter, twitch, tborg, etc. etc.