Hiya proud anti-EDL folks.
There is a moron EDL supporter called Gemma. She's 26 and lives and works in Lichfield in the West Midlands.
She's a proud English woman and an even prouder Patriot [sic]. She detests brown people.
So with this in mind she and her best friend Kerry Ann got pissed and came up with a cunning plan to help Tiny Tommy Robinson stock up on Bolivian marching powder.
What they are proposing to do is take their annual leave from work in October and drive to all 51 cities of England spreading hate, or as she puts it "the message of that fantastic organisation the EDL and letting people know our great champion Tommys message." Seriously. I didn't make that up.
They propose to do this in 28 days in a traditional symbol of England THE BLACK CAB... Only they want to show their capacity for creative thinking by getting it painted in a huge St Georges Flag! :-(
They have worked out that it will cost around about £6300 (including the cost of the Black Cab) for both of them to travel around all 51 cities and countless towns along the way.
Between them they can put £1800 towards the cost, so they are looking for funding from morons for the rest.
Please don't give these idiots anything. Even a pound will be encouraging these muppets.
After their trip they will be auctioning the Black Cab and sending all proceeds to support Tommy's dealer.
We propose to raise money for Stinger tyre deflation devices, to be deployed whenever they try to move their cab of hate.
We don't really. Please don't donate thinking we're really going to do that.
Any donations will be given to a proper charity, not to fund racist morons. Better, just donate directly to your chosen charity. There are a lot of refugees from Syria who could really do with some help.