Steffan needs a pair of shoes

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TO THE GLOBAL COMMUNITY OF SHOD PEOPLE, THIS IS NOT A PRANK OR A MERE TIME PASSING JOKE ! WE HAVE PLEADED, BESEECHED AND BEGGED OUR COLLEAGUE, TO GET RID OF THE UNSIGHTLY, PAST ITS PRIME ABERRATION THAT HE CLAIMS ARE STILL SHOES. THIS IS NOT A CASE OF APPEALING TO HIS VANITY, BUT RATHER HOPING THAT THE MINIMALLY ACCEPTED PROFESSIONAL APPEARANCE DRESS CODES ( UNOFFICIAL, BUT GLOBALLY ACCEPTED) ARE ADHERED TO. PLEASE IN YOUR KINDNESS, AND FOR OUR SANITY, CONTRIBUTE TO THIS NOBLE CAUSE ( TO RID AN IGNOBLE ONE). OUR COLLEAGUE IS AN AFFABLE YOUNG MAN, WHOSE STEADFASTNESS ALSO SEEMS TO EXTEND TO LEATHER PRESERVATION, DESPITE THE PLEAS THAT HAVE FALLEN ON THE PROVERBIAL DEAF EARS ( NO SLIGHT/SHADE INTENDED TO OUR HEARING IMPAIRED GLOBAL FAMILY). PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COLLEAGUE, FACILITATE HIS GETTING SHOED, AND FOR THE PROPER FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS, TO A PAIR, THAT HAS WITHSTOOD ALL IT HAS BEEN SUBJECTED TO....AS AN ALTERNATIVE , THE SAID PAIR CAN BE DONATED TO A LABORATORY/RESEARCH INSTITUTION TO CONDUCT NEW SPECIE EXPLORATION, WHICH WILL HOPEFULLY BE NAMED AFTER THE OWNER....STEFFANUS. SHOENICUS.

PRAN S

Posted On Aug 02, 2016

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