We are a magazine that’s aiming to get world domination on the cat magazine market. Today we’ll take over the Netherlands, but within 10 years we’ll own the world.
Our mission is to earn world domination on the cat magazine market, we aim at creating the perfect sexy cat magazine that every owner would love to buy for their cats and every cat would enjoy.
We’ve decided to start this business since cats deserve something familiar to the playboy. The cats have nothing to do but run around a little and chase mouse. This magazine will offer some great entertainment so that your cats do not get bored.
Our objectives are simple. We want to earn complete world domination in the cat magazine market. We’re confident this will be a huge success since this has never been attempted before.
The strategy we’re going to be using is simple. We’ll be sending a lot of flyers to cat owners. The owners will most likely instantly trash it, but we have a secret weapon. We’ll be putting a scent on the flyer only cats can smell. The cats will be taking out the flyer out of the trash and once the owners see this, they’ll know they have to buy our magazine for their cat.
We need nothing more then a printer, a website and paper to make our ideas come true. We’ll need around 10000 euro start up capital.
Since our marketing strategy is so effective, I can only expect our monthly expenses will be enormous once we start sending around flyers. I expect we’ll have to create around 5 million magazines the first month we go live. This means we’ll need a huge income each month. The costs for the magazine are about 250 euro to create, then for each next exemplary it’s 0,90 euro cent. We’ll be selling our magazine for 2,50 euro which means we only have to sell around 100 magazines to get out our monthly costs.
We’ll need to finish our website and magazine before bringing this to the public, as soon as those are ready we’ll have flyers and business cards going out as well.
Our plans are big and we have no doubt we’ll succeed.