Send Kandy (and me) to Kandy, Sri Lanka

Many people mistakenly believe that our friend Kyle Anderson is an extraterrestial. In truth, he is not that kind of alien. Rather, he is an alien of the "not really a citizen" sort. You see, Kyle Anderson was born in Kandy, Sri Lanka. 

Unfortunately, this fact has long been hidden from him by a sinister plot to deny him from reconnecting with his roots. He tried to thwart his enemies and fund an expedition to his ancestral homelands through entrepenuership, but the import/export business is a cut-throat industry and his efforts failed abysimally. 

Now he rests his hopes and dreams in your hands. With a modest(or massive) donation, you can help our friend "Kandy" find his way home! 

*Last time Kandy tried to find his way home by himself he ended up in the back of Jeep. For this reason, it is necesary that I accompany him on his journey. Your donations will help pay for this as well.

**Kyle Anderson is not really associated with Kandy, Sri Lanka in any way, and it is entriely plausible that he is indeed from another galaxy. Just to play it safe though, let's assume he is a human born somewhere in these United States. His nickname is simply Kandy, and I think it would be hilarious if Kandy went to Kandy, Sri Lanka. I would video tape it and allow for the humor to spread across the interwebs. So please donate, it goes to a funny cause. If we don't reach enough money to go to Kandy, I will donate the proceeds to some actual charity.