As it's obvious, our friend is fishing for his dignity in the toilet, which I might add is a lost cause. He hopes to fish for your help to travel with his friends to South East Asia for 21 days.
You're probably thinking, "Why would I help that drunk bastard", but don't we all have that "drunk bastard" friend who needs some help sometimes, otherwise he'll probably end up as a street corner worker, selling his body to old white men for a happy meal at McD's. So you're not only helping one drunk bastard but in fact all drunk bastards around the world.
We believe with your help and the help of the community, we can take this drunk bastard with us to South East Asia where he'll hopefully only be drunk and less of a bastard.
Less bastardness is not guaranteed.
Thank you, for the support!