Save the future!

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Fellow earthlings, this is a message from the future.


The year is 20xx, my name is Tomi Hautala and back in 2014 I was 26 years old and lived in Finland. I have found a way to send this message to the past without being traced back here in the future and it is very important that this reaches the good people in this site.


I beg of you, please listen to what I have to say, for this will be the turning point in earth´s future. What i´m about to reveal may cause a time paradox in the future that I live in but I am willing to make that sacrifice to save yours.


Martians have taken over the earth and I am the last member of the earth´s freedom fighters that had the means to battle against little green men with their cigar shaped battleships.


We, the people of the earth created research stations in mars years ago and we were blown away to realize that there actually is intelligent life forms in there. We never saw them until now because they have always been living underground. They were very friendly at first and they were surprised that we didn´t know of their existence, they certainly knew about us. Earthlings and martianlings lived in peace and harmony for a long time, until they realized that humans had their prejudice of martians.


Every country in the world has been united in my time and all the wars in the world has been fought long time ago, and earth has been accepted in the galactic counsil. When we joined the cousil, we began to study each others cultures and technology and we found that humans were doing something better than any other galactic race. Movies that is. Other creatures from our solar system don´t really use their imagination as we humans do and they were eager to see our movies.


When that happened, it was crucial to get rid of every movie where martians or any other galactic beings were portrayed as hostile and well…Ugly creatures. Why? Every planet has their people that are friendly and peace loving, but they are extremely vulnerable about their looks. Insult their crust and you shall anger the core.


That is exactly what happened. They saw the 1996 Tim Burton movie “Mars attacks!” –and you can only imagine what was their reaction of seeing them being portrayed like a mush of green fleshy skeleton brains. They asked us if we had any movie at all that had positive image of alien race´s and we showed them a bunch of movies but they weren´t happy about them at all… We were getting desperate and showed them E.T as it was almost the only possible movie to have a positive impact on them... Guess what? We shouldn´t have showed them anything at all. It was discovered that E.T was in fact an actual alien that was the most vile and aggressive being in existence. His name in martenese (Martian language) was roughly translated “Destroyer of worlds”. When we thought E.T was only calling “home” – He was actually calling a lift to get on with his world destroying hobby, and he´s next stop was going to be *Gulp* mars.That was it…


There is a way to prevent this incident. There is one earthling who possesses the power to act in a martian movie that in your future will be the savior of the world. There will be a script that is so awesomely beautiful that every human being will cry and ask for forgiveness for everything they have done. It will change each and every one towards the Utopian future. Unfortunately in our time it never got made. There just wasn´t anyone suitable for the role.


The chosen one did auction for the role and was the best candidate, but she got one problem, she couldn´t be cast because she didn´t have the required degree. She never had the money to finish her acting studies. Humankind has ever since the martians attacked been regretting to never getting her in to the role. I was absolutely devastated that I didn´t help her more back in 2014. She is my fiance after all. (The picture above is the last photograph where we were together, before the invasion)


There has been movie stars that haven´t got any degree or acting experience at all and they made it but in the future, things will be different, just you wait.


Let´s prevent this horrible misunderstanding by funding her studies in New York, it´s the only way. Be part of the future, save the earth´s galactic freedom by helping her finish her studies. End communications"

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