Random guy can’t get new computer.

That's literally it. My trusty PC is quite old (2007/2008 with one rebuild few years later), on DDR2 architecture. There is no real way for me to expand it aside of replacing last two 1 GB ram with 2 GB - and it wouldn't really improve anything with current limitations.

And so, I figured "If I just can't afford PC on my own, might as well make something here". Hey, chance for anything at all is low - but low isn't zero, right? In worst case, someone finds this campaign by accident and laughs before going to find better ones.