Poor Republican

Good Evening. I am John, I am a Republican and I am not rich.

Thats right ... A republican that is not rich. I know you are saying to yourself that this cannot be true. It is a fact. Now here is the problem. I am one of those people that is trying hard to look down on others and criticize them and demand that they get a better job and stop asking for handouts. In general I want to do this with no worries Or consideration for other peoples feelings.

I find it hard to do this as I am struggling with my job and every day life.

This needs to change. I need to do this after I am rich enough were I have no worries. 

This is where you come in. Help me criticize everyone else without being a hypocrite.   Give today. This is completely non refundable and I will act as if I worked for the money.  

Please hurry... Election season is coming and perfect time for me to start this dream.

john