Pay me for wedding of my horse

My horse is a one wild stud and he proposed to his loved one. The story of Donkey Pitt starts at November 4th, 1995 in Barnville, where he was born along his brothers Bathorse and Horsehorse. Even at that very young age he was beaten up by his brothers for he attracted all the local rats and mice, being so handsome. Being an eye-catcher, at the age of 10 he fell for a local bear, but that didn't go too well. In his highschool age, he was very interested in sports, particularly polo, which was a bit awkward as the sport involves riding a horse, but he wanted to be the one riding it (he is not gay). After graduating horse high school (the finest one around, may I add), he was prom king. Sadly, after being popular at school, he was very lonely as all his friends went seperate ways, so he was struggling with depression, which led to some pretty serious alchohol abuse. At that point, I had to sign him up for a rehab program, where he met Sandra Multlock, a beautiful Japanese-Russian white-black-yellow-green-magenta horse. They were in love like crazy and now after 7 years of relationship Donkey proposed to Sandra Multlock, and asked $10000 from me, to help him realize his (mostly hers) perfect wedding. To be honest, my first thought after hearing that was to sell him to the local slaughterhouse, but then I saw the love in his eyes and decided to give it a shot (the wedding money, not to shoot the horse). So here I am, begging for even $1 from anyone who cares about animals, and wishes them a life full of love, and realize their dream wedding and an even dreamier honey moon to Antarctica (where Donkey (my horse) has an affair with a penguin).