The Main Goal:
Our friend MT lives in America and, as someone who loves Jaffa Cakes, he feels like there's something sorely missing from his life over there. A big, chocolatey, spongey, orangey hole.
If you don't know what a Jaffa Cake is, educate yourself here. They're great. Possibly the best. And, most importantly, MT can't get his hands on them.
Because we're nice friends, our plan is to film ourselves eating Jaffa Cakes, then send the video to MT so he can enjoy the sensation of eating them through us. Actually, it's mostly just to mess with him. Hopefully, he will even cry a little bit.
If we can raise £200 we will get as many members of TA Chat as possible to film themselves eating Jaffa Cakes, then edit it together, then send the video to MT in the post (possibly with a few empty Jaffa Cake boxes too).
If we can raise £3,000, we will make the film with even more people and Nom will fly to America to deliver it to MT in person. He will take a packet of Jaffa Cakes with him, which he will consume in front of MT.
If we can raise £10,000, we will make the film, Nom will deliver it person and we will ship a load of packets of Jaffa Cakes to America. We will then give them to everyone on MT's street except for MT and get everyone to eat them in front of him.
If we can raise £1,000,000, we will annex the Sudetenland