My Trans-millionaire Lifestyle

I am trans-millionaire. Since young, I know I was supposed to lead a luxurious lifestyle, but due to financial constraints, I could not fulfill what I was born for. I feel trapped in a commoner's body, not able to spend freely like I am supposed to. Why did the bank reject my request to grant me unlimited overdraft?

This is ridiculous. I think I should be given the opportunity to also be rich considering how Danielle Bregoli got famous by just by saying 'CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOUT DAT'. I would love to appear on Dr Phil, but you know...air tickets cost a bomb.

Any amount will help!

Please help me out to fund my new life.