My antique computer is about to breake down

My trusted friend through 10 years is about to close down for good, to get a new one i need to either rob a bank, scare the slippers of my neighbour or kidnap my brothers cat for ransome. But since im a nice guy ill try this instead. The thing is, in my country, Norway, a pc costs 2 month salary.

The next problem is that i need to finish 2 short stories within August this year, and inbetween all breakedowns, bluescreens and illegal actions from windows programs the writing is a very long process.

So please help me so i can finish my writings

The best regards from a frustrated author