Me, Fergal and Sean want to be filthy stinking rich, we spend serious amount of time trying to concoct an idea/invention that will help better people's lives and also make us wealthy but we have given up and this is our last resort.
We don't deserve it all but it would be really, really, really funny if we ended up becoming extremely rich for no reason.
It would probably mess us up savagely and we can document the effects of becoming rich and how it would change us as people and maybe get strung out on drugs and stuff and if you donate you can say "Hey I was one of the people that got them to that stage".
And we could fly you out to our mansion in Beverly Hills to swim in pools of Grey Goose with us and do all sorts of fun things.
It would be so cool if we became really rich and we would document our daily lives and spend our money in ridiculous ways that you could enjoy watching. We promise not to invest our money into anything except ridiculous ideas like gigantic car ramps and pet rhinos.
We don't even mind going broke we just want to taste wealth
Also we will get tattooed all over ourselves everybodys name that donates anything as long as we reach a large sum of money.
COME ON PLEASE