Make Latte The Cat An Executive Producer!

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Miao. I'm Latte duh cat.

I'm used to bossing my hooman around the house, but now I desire to boss even more hoomans around. So I figured - what better way than to meow my way into being a film's executive producer? That's pretty boss, right?

Just so happens, my pathetic hooman servant is the Cinematographer for his graduation film - Kitwana Short Film! To qualify as the film's executive producer, apparently one has to contribute to at least 25% of the film's production budget.

THEY NEVER MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT CATS NOT BEING ELIGIBLE TO CONTRIBUTE. THIS IS MY CHANCE.

The film's total budget is $5000, which means I can be their Executive Producer, aka fluff boss, as long as I can dump em $1250.

Here's why I need your help - I'm broke as furballs. My hooman never gives me any pocket money (ikr), he thinks the occasional treat is enough to keep me happy (which is not entirely wrong though.)

I then came up with a genius solution as I was ripping out my hooman's toilet paper, if you give me your money, it then technically becomes my money, and then I can donate that money to their film budget and become the pawsomest executive producer in the world.

How do we know for sure if they'll actually grant me the Executive Producer title? They will. I know because I emailed them.

If you help me succeed in becoming a bigger cat boss than I already am then I'll consider liking you and I might even have a tiny chance of sharing a tiny bit of my catnip with you. I will also purr.


PS: Did I mention it's quite hard to type with paws? I even had to steal my hooman's credentials to create this page cuz apparently they couldn't handle a cat when I signed up.

PPS: This has nothing to do with the secret agenda of cats plotting to take over the world, one step at a time, beginning with the film industry.

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A rather high resolution digital photo of my awesome fluffy face.

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An mp3 recording of my glorious purr.

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