Kevin likes money, and you like kevin, so why not make him a millionaire? .....wait you dont like kevin? awww, but kevin likes you :(
anyways, shut up and give me money! all money goes to fund kevin, which allows him to continue his cereal shit posting.
all kevin needs is 1 million to live his whole life off though, kevin isnt greedy, when i have made myself 1 million i will redistribute all the excess wealth to whoever wants it, now that is real communism! lol