Kristi’s Moving Cross Country relief fund!

"Don't let my pool be shallow, help me make it to the deep end!!"- Jerry Bradshaw

I'm moving to California (as many of you know), a friend suggested that I make one of these fundraising pages since I have alot of really wonderful friends! I thought I'd might as well give it a try. I'm driving the 5 days in my 99 Grand Am alone with whatever I can fit in my car. I'm hoping to find a job when I arrive of course. Anything you would like to throw in as a goodbye gift would be used for: Gas, Lodging, Car maintance, replace items you need in order to live,  and to live off of till I find a job. As a thank you I will offer my services in the following ways:

Donate $5 and Ill kiss you on your eye lid.

Donate $10 and Ill slap you in the face and tell you, "I love you," in public

Donate $15 and I'll autograph a picture of anyone, PLUS send you one of my headshots with a cryptic message just for you.

Donate $20 and Ill watch an episode of the Fresh Prince with you, add commentary and turn it into a drinking game.

Donate $25 and I'll go to Karaoke with you and pretend to cry while singing "Angie Baby." AND send you a headshot with a specilized message just for you.

Donate $30 and I'll wear a house coat to walmart and ask people if they've seen my glasses.

Donate $35 and I'll order through the drive thru at McDonalds, then go inside and complain how " I didn't order these napkins!"

Donate $40 and I'll write a song about you on my guitar and record it!

Donate $45 and I'll go out to dinner with you and you'll pay. I'll also give you a random DVD from my collection.

Donate $50 and I'll walk your dog/ babysit your human. Im really good at it. And send you a random DVD.

Donate $55 and I'll call your ex and tell them the truth AND send you a random DVD.

Donate $60 and Ill write you a prescription on a post- it note AND call your ex. 

DOnate $100 I will start a solo flash mob in the Genesee Valley Mall to "Your body is a Wonderland." or "Praise you", by Fatboy Slim.

...but seriously, Ill not only do these things, but be exstremly grateful and touched that you would offer any of your hard earned money to help a friend :)

Thanks so much!- Kristi