Mr John Quigley, Irelands favorite and premier bartender, is currently on a self funded research trip in South East. His goal is to experience all the best that South East Asia has to offer in the hospitality industry and bring this invaluable knowledge back to Ireland. And we applaud his hard work and determination.
However, in as high esteem as we hold him, we are all aware of the pit falls such a monumental undertaking can hold and how much of a disaster he is.
We have begun this campaign to preempt any legal costs he will undeniably occur. And get him the fuck out of dodge when things go wrong.
In the extraordinary case that he manages to get through this without causing an international incident, all funds will go to his medical costs for whatever he's riddled with. God help us all.
Any donation will be much appreciated. And you have our word we won't let him back into the country unsanitised.
The Bail Out Team