JavaScript Rear-End Developer position at PornHub

--read this in typical ASMR voice--

Don't pay for monthly Premium subscription, don't pay the harlots, and for sure don't pay for her dinner - pay me, and I shall make it worthwhile - worth *every penny*. It will be the experience of a lifetime. For one of us at least.

If this campaign passes until the April 2nd, I will apply for the Rear-End Developer position at PornHub, and with my *specific* set of skills, I will improve Your experience enjoying the content of unmatched popularity and of widest variety, in the history of the internet.