Hide My Hair

I have had a terrible accident, I have lost some hair in a clipper related accident. I need to raise a lot of money for the following partly because of it. I may need psycological counselling. Taxis so I dont have to appear in public, if the cars which is old breaks down, it needs taxing too. Money to cover the cost of lost earnings while I am unable to work. Money for food and a new wardrobe to match my new hair do. Money for the sake of it. I am currently stuck living in rented accomodationwith huge bills and an uncertain future for myself and my stalker, I mean wife and she really is. I need to raise around £150,000  to put a roof over our heads and protect my new cut from night time terrors and the general weather, anything over £100 would be great but thats the aim. I am sorry I forgot to take out hair insurance, it was a stupid error of judgement, which I won't repeat, but right now my need is great. And any money raised over the £150,000 will be donated to a worth while cause, a rainy day beer fund. thanks to all who have a sense of humour and donate. james