Help me and my crew storm AREA 51!
"We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens." - Storm Area 51, They can't stop all of us!
Help me and my crew make it out to Area 51 to join the millions attending this amazing disclosure event. Your contributions will help fund the the plane tickets to Nevada, smoke bombs, shirukens and ninja accessories to help guide our stealth approach to the gates of Area 51. If we get lucky we can shadow clone jujitsu to distract the guards long enough for us to see them aliens.