Help my financial education!

Hi everyone! I'm super excited to be undertaking TWO business opportunities. One is starting my own "business in a box" with LifeVantage, a network marketing company that sells an all-natural health supplement called Protandim, which helps your body create it's own anti-oxidants and helps reduce oxidative stress in a person up to 70%!!  Oxidative stress is linked to almost EVERY disease out there and everyone is exposed to numerous dangerous chemicals and exposure to toxins in the environment which lead to oxidative stress.

I only need about $700 to get my business started, however, due to a previous bad investment, I am in extreme debt, and in credit peril. I am completely maxed out and delinquent on all my cards. I'm slowly dragging myself out of my hole tooth and nail, but need to find a way to increase my income so I can pull myself out faster!

Also, I want to enroll in a program called Fokas Beyond which is a program that trains you how to invest in covered calls on the stock market. It's THE safest strategy out there. I want to learn how to properly invest and GUARANTEE I will make money whether the market goes up, down, or sideways. The 12-month program includes tons of educational materials and one-to-one mentoring. I'm super excited for the opportunity to learn from the best in the business and to set up my financial future for success. I need $5000 more to invest in the program.

As an incentive to those who donate, I also am an independent contractor with a company that provides promotional vacations to businesses to use as incentives, or for non-profits to increase donations. I am willing to send everyone located in the US who donates a minimum of $20 on a 3 day/2 night hotel stay and anyone who donates a minimum of $50 on an all-inclusive Caribbean cruise! Airfare, taxes, and fees are not included. However, your room will be comped and the savings are AWESOME!! They are 2 person vacations, and no timeshare meetings are involved. To note, one household may only take one of these trips per year, so if there are multiple donors in one household, I will only be able to send you on one trip.