Help me fund my godlike pc

Ok so short story my laptop went to heaven recently and am completely peeved about it so I hatched a plan to build a god like gaming desktop in order to use it as a communicator to heaven to bring my laptop angel back to earth. My room mate thinks am on LSD but im 99% sure it will crash thru a window back into my arms once more after I’m able to convince him with my new god given device. t