Help make me Smarter!

I have been teased a lot, make fun of, looked down at... Only because i am special.... in an unfortunate way. I am less than smart, or should i say dumb. I don't understand why people do this to me. It brings tears to my eyes for many years. But now, I believe it is time for me to shine, to unleash my full potential as i finally realized why everyone is smarter than me. I admit that i am stupid, please forgive me. Therefore, in order to make me smarter i need a smartphone. Which is the precise reason why everyone is smarter than me. Because they have one... or more smartphone(s)... and i do not. :( Please get me one... Thanks.

I will not ask for more... but please