There once was Doug and Jess,
both Shepherd and Shepherdess.
After proposing in a field of poo,
they went and bought a sheep or two.
Now living in a caravan all white,
with storage all pinched and tight.
They'd really not like many things,
no kitchen sink or curtain rings.
So if you'd like to leave a gift or two,
we'd love another ram or ewe.
A vacuum cleaner is nice.. and all,
but its only good if you have a floor.
If you're wondering what to get,
we'd love another woolly pet.
We want to increase the size of our flocks,
like little Bo-Peep but without the socks (and hat, and crook, and dress).
So if you'd like to leave a little gift,
and give our flock a welcomed lift.
Please click the link found down below,
empty your pockets and give us your dough.
(no seriously, we'd actually just love a little to go towards some more sheep to increase the size of our current flock. Anything would be absolutely fantastic.
Many thanks, Doug and Jess.)