Fund us $20 we need to get our bro’s virginity out the question to get rid of his depression

This is our friend, he's been having relationship problems. Time and time again he gets rejected by girls who think too highly of themselves, even though he is one of the kindest souls I've ever met. He keeps finding himself in love with women who are not right for him. or as i say unprofessionally: bitches. We are afraid that if he keeps getting more and more desperate he would be what we call in internet culture as a simp. Please do provide us enough cash so we can get him a hooker, since its better than him being rejected by thots