Fund my future.

What do you get out of this?

Nothing...*Long pause*

Back to me. I need this money...
I did this for the comedic effect, it's supposed to make you more likely to stick with me. So they say. If you feel compelled to leave, don't trust them. They lied. or i told a bad joke.
What you get out of this is at the end of this text.

I need this money to:

1. Travel to a bigger, opportunity rich, city.

Price: about 50€..

Consequences of not having that money: -walk 48.6 miles on foot, and hitchhike. Takes ~17 hours (so says Google, not taking into consideration the sun, bags, the human body, sweating and dehydration.)

2. To survive until i find:

a) 2 jobs or one job with double shifts

b) an apartment and a roommate

Price: apartment ~180€+deposit + food about 125€ + roommate ~free? (roommate is an asset in this case, he/she takes away half the rent, so technically, is he worth -90€, roommate is like a discount for my apartment.. Nevermind.)

Consequences of not having that money: I will have to resort to couch surfing or sleeping in shelters, parks etc.

The money will cover my expenses for about 2 months, which makes my chances more than good.

If this succeeds, i will become self-sufficient. And move towards achieving my next goal.

Back to you. What do you get out of this. Hopefully i made you laugh.
So there's that. Or if i didn't there isn't that.
Next.. You will feel good because you u helped another 20 year old become a grown up, move out and become self-sufficient, you solved a couple problems here.

You contributed to my happiness, my financial and spiritual growth.
You reduced the unemployment rate by a small percentage, very small but still, it counts.
You reduced the amount of 20 year olds living at home and living off their parents, so you actually made an impact on my parents too.
I could go into the whole domino effect but it would take up too much time so i will just put this here: etc.

So you can donate, or you could not donate anything, and you will have to live with the knowledge that you let a funny(or not) 20 year old walk 50 miles (actually it's 48.6), sleep in strange places, eat strange foods and risk his life.

Either way, thank you for your time at the least,
And at most, thank you for your time, generosity, belief in me and good will.
And by the way. If i don't even come close to the goal of 1000€.
If just one person donates 5€, that's a whole day of food for me if end up on the streets, so you do actually help.. Don't let the small figures fool you!

Whether it is me you decide to donate money to, or someone else, you are changing lives, and i want to be in a position to do that too, on as big of a level as i can. That is one of the reasons why i am going on this adventure.

Thank You!