Help Stop this Headache

My wife is p@#%^d because I'm alway on the computer!

I'm going to be honest, I would like a new Mac Book Pro! It is not a necessity; however, It would make my life a hundred times easier then being chained to a wall by a desk and wires. also the constant throbbing headache from having an angry wife would diminish.

I do photography, graphic design work, as well as basic web design I'm no professional however, I am taking courses to further my skill. Trying to do all of this while in these shackles can be a bit difficult.

Any assistance would be great and very much appreciated!