Support fund for Thanos victims family members

Hi everyone.

I'm a survivor, I didn't disappear after the finger snap. I have seen a lot of people fading away just because Thor aimed Thanos body instead of the head.

Or because Star Lord decided to go wild while others were trying to pull off the gauntlet. But Strange must have foreseen it because if he did nothing, it means he had a plan.

Anyway, it's done, we have to deal with it. Since X-men don't really seem to move their ass to help remaining people, we can't wait oldy Wolvy to take out his claws to rebuild society.

Batman is totally with me on Whatsapp and he will do whatever he can to make this campaign bigger. He really is the hero we need !

On the other hand, I can't seem to contact Potter, Granger and Weasley. I suppose they are already busy snaping Voldy's face (but after considerations, I don't think a donation from Potter's wealth at Gringotts bank will really help us...).

Edouard and Bella did come to me... First I totally made fun of them and then I told them I didn't need glitter or crying dumb girls. I politely told them to fuck off (in nettles if possible).

Finally, I'm waiting for an answer from Neo and Morpheus but they are busy at an underground rave party in some cave in Ardèche (everybody has its own priorities...). All I receveid for the moment is a snapshat with bent spoon. I don't know how it will help us...

So, be strong, be as many as possible, be together and may the force be with us.

Ah I forgot to mention ! Captain Marvel will come to give us a hand. I found Fury's pager on the ground with a message stucked in sending state because it was in airplane mode. What a playful Fury ! I switched on LTE and then I received : "Ok lol ;)".

It sells so much dreams...