Cult Funds Needed

It's been more than half a year since the creation of the Cult, but now we have hit our first major issue. My microphone headset that has served me faithfully for the past 8 or 9 years, is slowly falling apart, it is therefore with great sadness and regret that I must now retire this relic of a bygone era.

I seek the aid of my fellow Cultists in honouring Mikes final day by allowing him to personally welcome his replacement. Having spoken to him at length, he would want nothing more than to personally train his successor and this is a wish I want to honour with every fiber of my being.

I beseech you fellow Cultists, from lowly Acolyte to Relevite to High Council members, let Mike see the day of his retirement.

Please donate soon, before Mike breaths his last, this is a dying mans last wish and by Relevus, I will see it granted!